ARE YOU LISTLESS? BORED
DO YOU DESPISE YOUR JOB?
DO YOU SOMETIMES BANG YOUR HEAD
AGAINST THE WALL FOR NO REASON?
IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE,
WHAT YOU NEED IS A VACATION!
WHERE ONCE THERE WERE ROCKY BEACHES,
UNTAMED WILDERNESS AND WILD TROPICS,
UTOPIA ACRES IMPROVED THIS VIRGIN ISLAND PROPERTY,
BY PAVING IT OVER INTO BRAND-NEW MEGA RESORTS!
IT'S NATURE BEAUTIFICATION AT ITS BEST.
CALL UTOPIA ACRES NOW AT TRIPLE-5 DOUBLE-0-2-6.
BOOK YOUR DREAM VACATION TODAY.
HA HA HA! I KNOW I WILL!
OH, BOY, AM I GREAT. WHAT A SALESMAN!
OH, AND SINCE I'M THE OFFICIAL PITCHMAN,
I CAN "R" AND "R" THERE FREE ANYTIME.
PRETTY SWEET, HUH? WANNA WATCH IT AGAIN?
WELL, IT'S PRETTY SOMETHING.
LEVELING TROPICAL ISLANDS JUST TO PUT UP CONCRETE BOXES?
CONCRETE RESORTS.
I DON'T KNOW WHO'S WORSE. YOU, OR ACE.
HEY!
VAPORIZING WEAPON PERMITS,
DAMAGE CLAIMS.
WITNESS STATEMENTS.
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
I'M DOING YOUR PAPERWORK.
LOOK, I'M LESS OF A DETAILS GUY
AND MORE OF A FLYING-BY-THE- SEAT-OF-MY-PANTS GUY.
YEAH, THERE'S SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO DO
PICK YOUR POISON AND I CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.
WELL, I HAVEN'T HAD ANY TIME OFF IN A WHILE.
SURE, WHY NOT?
GREAT IDEA, DUCK. WHEN DO WE LEAVE?
"WE"? I THOUGHT I'D--
WELL, DON'T THINK. IT'S ALREADY AGREED.
LET'S GO.
NOW, YOU SURE YOU'RE OK STAYING BEHIND?
YEAH, I CAN WORK ON SOME OF MY SIDE PROJECTS.
AND IT'LL BE THE FIRST TIME I'LL BE TOTALLY IN CHARGE.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU BEING TOTALLY IN CHARGE,
WHEN I'M THINKING,
THIS WOULD BE THE FIRST TIME I'D BE TOTALLY IN CHARGE,
AND YOU CAN BE SECOND-IN-CHARGE, WHICH HAS NO REAL PURPOSE,
EXCEPT TO ATTEND MALL OPENINGS,
CHECK THE LOCKS AT CLOSING TIME--AAH!
YEAH, SOUNDS GREAT.
YOUR FIRST JOB IS TO FIGURE OUT
WHO'S IN CHARGE.
THE ISLAND WE'RE HEADING TO
IS APOCALYPSO.
THE LAST UNDEVELOPED ONE.
THE CONSTRUCTION GUYS ARE RIPPING IT UP AS WE SPEAK.
UH, WE'RE GOING TO THE ONE ISLAND
WITHOUT WORKING BATHROOMS?
NO BATHROOM? HEE HEE HEE!
OH, YEAH. IT'LL BE A REAL ADVENTURE!
YIKES!
- UHH!
I CAN'T HOLD IT. WE'RE GOING DOWN!
- WE'RE DOOMED! DOOMED! - WHOA!
WHOA!
* ROCKETS OUT!
* LOONATICS BUST OUT
* REV, LEXI, TECH
* SLAM, AND DUCK
* WORK IT!
* ACE IS COOL AND LEADS THE PACK *
* ACE'S SWORD DRIVES 'EM BACK *
* WHEN BIG, BAD BOTS SMACKDOWN, JACK *
* LEXI'S BRAIN BLAST MAKES 'EM CRACK *
* QUACKIN' IN, QUACKIN' OUT *
* DUCK WILL MAKE THEM TRAITORS SHOUT *
* ACTIVATE, REGENERATE
* MAGNETIC POWERS LEVITATE *
* SET! LET'S GET 'EM! *
- * BAM, SLAM!
* UH, TORNADO ZING WHEN HE MODELS *
* IT'S SET. LET'S JET!
* SUPERSONIC REV HEATS 'EM UP *
* AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
* IT'S SET. LET'S JET!
* WORK IT!
* WHOO! POWER TO PROTECT AND SERVE *
* TONS OF EGO, LOTS OF NERVE *
* NEVER QUESTION, NEVER SWERVE *
* LOONATICS UNLEASHED!
DUCK! GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF. I'LL FIRE THE FRONT THRUSTERS,
AND TRANSFER ENERGY TO THE REAR STABILIZERS.
QUIT BLATHERING AND JUST DO IT!
ALL CLEAR!
UHH. NOW ALL WE GOTTA DO
IS FOLLOW THE SWEET SOUND OF HEAVY MACHINERY
TURNING GREEN INTO CHA-CHING!
FUNNY. IT'S AWFULLY QUIET
FOR A CONSTRUCTION SITE.
WOW. CHECK OUT THE VOLCANO.
THAT'S STILL HERE?
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BULLDOZED LAST WEEK
FOR A TANNING CENTER. OR A PARKING LOT.
TECH, YOU THERE? COME IN, TECH!
HOW ABOUT YOU, REV?
I DON'T THINK THIS PLACE
IS AS DESERTED AS IT LOOKS.
I HEAR SOMETHING.
YEAH, BUT WITH YOUR HEARING,
IT COULD BE A DOG SCRATCHING IT'S BUTT
ABOUT A THOUSAND MILES AWAY.
YOW!
UHN...
WHAT DID I SAY?
HEE HEE HEE.
WHOA. WHOA.
HUBBA-HUBBA HOOWEE.
WE HAVE INTRUDERS, MY QUEEN.
TAKE ME TO YOUR LADDER.
YOU PROBABLY RECOGNIZE ME FROM TV.
I'M DANGER DUCK, ACTION HERO
AND PITCH-MAN FOR THIS LITTLE RESORT.
AND I'D LIKE...TO...
DO NOT ADDRESS THE QUEEN, YOU FOWL.
WHAT'S UP, DOC? I'M ACE.
OUR SHIP'S FEELING A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER--
HI!
WHOA-HO! YOU'RE FOUL, TOO.
YOUR FIRST BATH MUST HAVE BEEN YOUR LAST.
THERE SHE IS, MY QUEEN.
YOU MUST BE THE LEADER.
ME? WELL, I GUESS I CAN SEE
HOW YOU'D ASSUME THAT.
HA HA. I LIKE HOW YOU HANDLED
THE OBNOXIOUS ONE WITH THE BIG BEAK.
WHA
MY BEAK HAPPENS TO BE
THE RIGHT SIZE FOR MY HEAD.
OH, YOU MEAN WITH THE BRAIN BLAST?
IT'S JUST A LITTLE SUPER POWER OF MINE.
SUPER POWER.
IT MUST HELP YOU KEEP YOUR MEN IN LINE.
YEAH. BUT SOMETIMES I THINK IT'D BE BETTER OFF
IF I JUST GOT A DOG.
HA HA HA HA HA!
Lexi:
WELCOME TO OUR ISLAND.
I AM ATHENA, QUEEN OF THE APOCAZANS.
HA HA. I'M LEXI,
QUEEN OF THE LOONATICS.
HEY, SO WHAT GIVES, QUEENIE?
YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU'RE PART OF THE CONSTRUCTION CREW.
AND YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
HUH-UH!
I DON'T GET IT.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU,
BUT I'M STARTING TO GET THE FEELING
WE'RE NOT EXACTLY WELCOME.
MAYBE YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS
CAN ASK STRETCH IF WE CAN GET ANY OF THEIR MEN
TO HELP US WITH OUR SHIP.
THERE ARE NO MEN.
WE'RE A CIVILIZATION OF ONLY WOMEN.
I SEE.
SO THAT'S HOW IT IS.
BUT WE DO HAVE SOME TOOLS
BACK AT THE TEMPLE YOU CAN USE.
THAT IS, IF YOU KNOW HOW.
WELCOME TO THE ROYAL PALACE
OF THE APOCAZANS.
SORRY, BIG BEAK,
BUT ONLY WOMEN ARE ALLOWED INSIDE.
MY ATTENDANTS WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU
MMM. WHAT SMELLS SO GOOD?
IT'S A VERY SPECIAL NECTAR OF OURS.
TRY SOME.
AH, DELICIOUS!
HEY!
IT'S THE SOURCE
OF OUR SPIRITUAL ENERGY
THAT BONDS US AND MAKES US ONE WITH ALL.
THE NECTAR CAN HELP YOU TAP INTO POWERS
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU HAVE.
WHOA!
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
GO AHEAD. TRY.
HUH?
WHOA!
I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM
RESPOND TO SOMEONE SO--SO FAST.
WELL, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A GREEN THUMB.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW ACE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ACE.
WE'RE TAKING CARE OF THE MEN.
FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT,
THE FEAST OF THE APOCAZANS.
HO HO HO, YEAH!
EATS. NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
MMM.
IS IT THE
NIGHTY NIGHT.
HA HA.
YES!
- UH, THANKS, LADIES. - HEY!
-WELL, WE HAD A BIG BREAKFAST.
WHO ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'M STARVIN'.
LOOK, SOUTHERN BONES.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SLAM
PASS UP A MEAL FOR A SNOOZE?
HA HA. NOW IF YOU LADIES WILL EXCUSE ME,
I THINK I NEED TO USE THE LITTLE RABBIT'S ROOM.
DUCK.
AHEM.
I HATE TO GO ALONE.
THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD GOIN' ON.
I THINK WE OUGHT TO LOOK AROUND.
WE'LL COME BACK FOR SLAM LATER.
MAKE SURE THEY DON'T GET AWAY.
WELL, I THINK WE LOST 'EM.
THEY'LL NEVER CATCH US--
UHH! NOW.
WHAT'S THAT?
IF IT'S ROUND AND ROLLING AROUND,
IT'S PROBABLY MY HEAD.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
FROM UTOPIA ACRES.
SO THAT'S WHY THE WORK STOPPED.
WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CREW.
THAT'S FUNNY.
BUT I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES.
NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!
SOMETHIN' TELLS ME THAT MULCH-FACE HERE
ISN'T TOO KEEN ON SEEING US.
YEAH. PLANTLIFE SEEMS A LITTLE MORE CLINGY
THAN WHAT I'M USED TO.
- AAH!
HEY! DOWN HERE.
WHOA.
UHH.
HYAH! YEAH!
GUARDIAN STRIKE SWORD. ATTACK!
HWAH.
HA!
HYAH!
HEY, WE REALLY SHOWED THEM, ACE.
THOSE VEGGIES WILL THINK TWICE
BEFORE MESSIN' WITH THIS DUO.
THEY SURE THINK TWICE FAST!
RUN!
I NEVER KNEW PLANTS
WERE SO LIGHT ON THEIR FEET.
HA HA. ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY DON'T HAVE ANY!
YAH!
UHH!
LOOK, THERE'S OUR SHIP.
AAH!
- UNH. - UNH.
WHEW! THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL.
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
OH, DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
GET THE TWEEZERS.
OUCH!
DOYE!
THANKS FOR THE MAKEOVER, ATHENA.
EVERYONE LOOKS SO BUSY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WE'RE PREPARING FOR ZERO HOUR.
WHAT'S ZERO HOUR?
LET'S JUST SAY
AFTER TODAY WE'LL FINALLY
BE RID OF A CERTAIN PLANET
AND THEIR ANNOYING MALE CREATURES.
I HAD A FEELING YOU WEREN'T FROM AROUND HERE.
HEE HEE. LOOK, THANKS FOR THE TOUR,
BUT I SHOULD GET BACK TO THE GUYS.
THEY GET KINDA ANTSY WHEN LEFT ALONE.
UH, YOU SAID YOU'D SHOW ME WHERE YOU KEEP THE TOOLS.
THERE'S SOMETHING I THINK YOU'LL FIND MORE INTERESTING.
COME.
WOW. WHAT IS ALL THIS?
THIS IS WHERE WE MAKE OUR NECTAR.
HMM. YOU GUYS REALLY LIKE YOUR BEVERAGES.
IT'S MORE THAN A BEVERAGE.
IT'S OUR ENERGY SOURCE
THAT MAKES THE ZERO HOUR POSSIBLE.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME ALL THIS?
BECAUSE WE WOULD LIKE YOU TO JOIN US.
WE COULD USE SOMEONE LIKE YOU,
WITH YOUR SPECIAL TALENTS.
YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE MY FRIENDS?
FRIENDS?
WE SAW HOW THEY TREATED YOU.
IT WAS THE SAME WITH OUR MEN.
UNTIL WE TOOK CARE OF THINGS.
UH...
TOOK CARE OF THINGS?
EXACTLY WHAT THINGS DID YOU TAKE CARE OF?
QUEEN ATHENA, WE HAVE TROUBLE.
LEXI, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
PLEASE THINK IT OVER.
WE GOT TO GET INSIDE THE TEMPLE,
FIND LEXI,
THEN PICK UP SLAM,
AND GET OUT OF HERE.
IN 5 CHICK CENTRAL?
HOW ARE WE GONNA GET PAST
MEAN AND GREEN AT THE DOOR?
HMM.
I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA.
Danger: SO, HOW DO I LOOK?
SEEMS LIKE THE PLANTLIFE AROUND HERE
ARE SUCKERS FOR A-LIST DISGUISES.
OH, YEAH. LUCKY FOR US GIRLS.
LET'S FIND LEXI.
WHAT'S THAT?
TIME FOR A SMALL DIVERSION.
HERE'S A LITTLE BRAIN BLAST.
HEY.
PLANTS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
ECCH. NOT WHAT YOU'D NORMALLY FIND
AT YOUR LOCAL FLORIST.
THE UTOPIA ACRES LOGO.
WHAT COULD THIS MEAN?
HUH?
NO!
- HELLO! SLAM!
ANYBODY HOME?
THE MISSING WORKMEN.
COME ON GUYS. YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.
UP AND AT 'EM!
I'VE GOTTA WARN ACE.
YOO HOO!
DOWN HERE, BIG BOYS.
OUCH. EECH!
ECH.
WE'D BETTER FIND LEXI SOON.
THESE PUMPS ARE KILLING ME.
2 WORDS-- KEEP WALKIN'.
EASY FOR YOU TO SAY.
YOU DON'T HAVE WEBBED FEET.
AND OH, THE BLISTERS.
HELLO, GIRLS.
SOMEONE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DRESS.
DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S IN PUBLIC?
ATHENA,
WE CAN'T FIND
THOSE LOONATICS ANYWHERE.
WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!
This is not good!
AHEM.
OH, EXCUSE ME,
BUT WE SEEM TO BE A LITTLE LOST.
WE'RE FROM OUT OF TOWN,
VISITING RELATIVES.
UM, UM, OH, DEAR!
I THINK I SEE THEM RIGHT OVER THERE.
HA HA! TOODLES.
- WHOA! - WHOA!
I'M AFRAID YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE, BOYS.
UHH. HELP--
Both: UHH...
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING,
TRYING TO DRESS LIKE GIRLS?
AND HOW DO I GET THEM OUT?
ZERO HOUR--
ANNOYING MALE CREATURES.
THIS DOESN'T LOOK GOOD.
OK, LEXI. THINK.
I KNOW.
I'M GONE A FEW HOURS,
AND YOU GUYS ARE ALREADY INTO MY CLOTHES.
HEE HEE HEE HEE!
WHO ARE THE SLEEPING BEAUTIES?
THE MISSING WORKERS.
THIS ISLAND'S INFESTED WITH MAN-EATING PLANTS
THAT ARE ALSO PRETTY FOND OF RABBIT AND DUCK.
NOW, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!
ATHENA SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A ZERO HOUR.
AND HOW TODAY THEY'D HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY
TO FINALLY BE RID OF A CERTAIN PLANET.
YEP, THAT SURE SOUNDS LIKE ALIEN CODE
FOR DESTROYING THE WORLD.
BUT WHY BLOW UP THE PLANET THEY'RE ON?
WHO KNOWS HOW CHICKS THINK.
YOU'D ALMOST HAVE TO BE ONE.
HMPH.
WHAT?
LOOK, THE SECRET TO THEIR POWER
LIES IN THEIR NECTAR.
IF WE CAN BLOW UP THEIR VATS,
WE CAN STOP THEM IN THEIR TRACKS!
LET'S MOVE BEFORE ATHENA SUSPECTS ANYTHING.
STOP! SLAM! GRAB THE TOOLS
AND GET THE CREW BACK TO THE SHIP.
YOU GOT IT, ACE.
THIS WAY, GUYS.
TECH. TECH! YOU READ ME, TECH?
REV. ANYBODY!
YO, COMEDY DUO.
WE GOT REAL PROBLEMS HERE.
WE NEED YOUR HELP!
Athena: LEXI, I OFFERED YOU A PLACE WITH US,
BUT INSTEAD, YOU--
YOU CHOSE TO BETRAY US.
UNH!
DESTROY THEM!
NO. STOP.
I THOUGHT WE UNDERSTOOD EACH OTHER.
WHOA!
BACK OFF!
ACE! THE NECTAR!
GUARDIAN STRIKE SWORD-- ATTACK!
UNH.
ZERO HOUR'S OVER, QUEENIE.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
UHH YAA!
OH!
- UNH.
UNH!
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!
YEAH. BY STOPPING YOU ALIENS
FROM DESTROYING OUR PLANET!
IT'S YOU AND YOUR DEVELOPERS
WHO TRIED TO DESTROY THIS ISLAND.
JUST AS OUR MEN DID TO OUR PLANET.
YOUR MEN, WHO NO LONGER EXIST.
NO. THEY EXIST...
ALL AROUND YOU.
YOU TURNED THEM INTO VEGETABLES?
THEY EVOLVED.
NOW WE COEXIST PEACEFULLY.
THEY'VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER.
WHAT ABOUT THE CONSTRUCTION CREW?
WE WERE GONNA RELEASE THEM
ONCE WE WERE ON OUR WAY TO A LESS...
HOSTILE PLANET.
YOU WERE PLANNING TO LEAVE?
GUARDIAN STRIKE SWORD!
HEY, LEX. YOU SURE THIS IS GONNA WORK?
NO, BUT WE HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE.
IF DUCK CAN USE HIS WATER POWERS TO SUCK IN ENOUGH SEAWATER,
I THINK I CAN DO THE REST.
NO PROBLEM.
THERE'S NO ONE WHO SUCKS LIKE ME.
AQUA DENSE!